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'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Fly Fishing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Oh, crap.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'