Himalaya Fan Prints

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Complementary Beverages

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Caddy With A Cool Box

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

All Knight Diner

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

Rory McIlroy

Carioca