Hilltop Lounges Gifts

"I hope I never lose my sense of entitlement."

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Walkers

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A chip off the old block...

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Living next door to area 51

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

The Modern Tourist

'No, but if you hum a few bars...'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

Balcony extension with sunbathers

Departures - Portaloo.