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"I hope I never lose my sense of entitlement."

'Not that net!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Walkers

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A chip off the old block...

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Take us to your feeder."

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

The Modern Tourist

'No, but if you hum a few bars...'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'It's not Sunday afternoon that's lazy...'

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Balcony extension with sunbathers

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

Departures - Portaloo.