Hillbilly Culture Gifts

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

The Lawman

Hellbillies.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Hippie on the moon

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

A hippie saying "Peace"

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'