Hillbilly Aficionado Gifts

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'What's founder?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Ozzy Osbourne

What your guitar says about you.

Hellbillies.

Boy on a bike

Man on motorbike.

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Why unicorns became extinct.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Man shaking hands with a bull

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

When rednecks and techies network.

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

Crossing the Road

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Young couple at Ascot

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Running of the bulls after-party

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'Looks like Doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

Deer & Bike Crossing.

Biggest Hat Award

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."