Hillbilly Aficionado Mugs

"The new house is almost ready!"

'What's founder?'

What your guitar says about you.

Hellbillies.

Boy on a bike

Man on motorbike.

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Why unicorns became extinct.

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Man shaking hands with a bull

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

When rednecks and techies network.

Young couple at Ascot

Crossing the Road

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

'Looks like Doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Biggest Hat Award

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

Deer & Bike Crossing.

"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'