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'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Eco Princess

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

The Lawman

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Hippie on the moon

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Hellbillies.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

A hippie saying "Peace"