Hilarious Hightailers Gifts

Worm running away from hook.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

Family living in an allevator

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

Extended Stay.

Elevator button for bar & grill.

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

Angel sells lightning bolts.

"Oops. Wrong floor."

Someone boards a plane in a parachuting outfit, helmet and all and sits next to a terrified passenger reading Fear of Flying.

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

MAGAA

"Actually, I'm a rogaine catholic."