Hiking Healer Gifts

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

New Age Store.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The New Age Dentist.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Connect This, Woo-Woos

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

"I hear he's a dry holistic lawyer. He knows all the loopholes."