High-stakes Sports Lover Gifts

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Extreme Bungy

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Saving a Heart

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.