High Stakes Enthusiast Gifts

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Post Game Day Betting.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Will you make the final table?'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

CEO Incentives

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.