High-stakes Game Lover Gifts

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Jungle Games

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Biliard Enthusiast

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Yoyos

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"I spy something blue."

Whack A Soul.

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Steeee-rike three!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.