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I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Extreme kites!

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Will you make the final table?'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The pop-up book of fighters

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.