"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."
High-stakes Gambler Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a high-stakes gambler? Explore our collection of clever, eye-catching products that capture the excitement and risk of gambling. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that resonates with their daring spirit. Our designs are crafted to add personality and a dash of humor to their everyday essentials, making each item a playful reminder of their adventurous side.
"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."
'Will you make the final table?'
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
Dog in casino.
Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."
"What do you mean, the market rallied?"
'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'
'Ring around the rosey ...'
The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."
"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."
Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.
Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!
CEO Incentives
Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.
'I thought she'd never leave.'
"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'
Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.
Texas Drop 'Em.
Political Definitions: Brinkmanship
Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope
'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'
'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'
"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."
'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'
'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'
Life of Riley #2: Baccarat.
A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.
'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'
"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."
"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."
High-stakes Gambler Gifts Collection
High-stakes Gambler Mugs
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High-stakes Gambler Pillows
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High-stakes Gambler Prints
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High-stakes Gambler T-Shirts
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