High Risk High Reward Enthusiast Gifts

Man managing own stock portfolio with vulture in window.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'Will you make the final table?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'I'm screwed...'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

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"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"This is a great investment, as long as you're not in it for the thrills and chills."