High-stakes Sports Lover Mugs

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Extreme Bungy

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Saving a Heart

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'