High School Sponsorship Gifts

'Why, of course - I'd LOVE to sponsor your high school hockey team!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I started a collection!"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.