Sports Team Sponsorship Gifts

You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Sports Lawyers

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Soccer Fans.

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Go Team!

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

England flag wheelchair.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.