High School Sponsorship Pillows

'Why, of course - I'd LOVE to sponsor your high school hockey team!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

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Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.