High School Alumni Gifts

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"How was prom?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

High School

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Original punks go to reunion

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"Thank you for your service."

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."