Hieroglyph Whisperers Prints

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'