Hieroglyphics Prints

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'

Egyptian bowler.