Hieroglyphs Prints

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

Communication: Then and Now

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

'Say, Rosetta, what's that stone you're working on?'