Hieroglyphs Mugs

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."