Hieroglyphics Nerd Prints

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

It appears to be some sort of joke. Fwd: Fwd: Fwd.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I can't take another memoir."

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

Communication: Then and Now

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."