Hieroglyphic Historian Prints

'It's a prescription from my doctor, but I can't understand his terrible handwriting.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

The Nosy Cleaner

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"I can't take another memoir."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

Communication: Then and Now

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'