Hieroglyph Whisperers Pillows

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Writer's block?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I'm going to refer you to an ankhologist."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"It seems to be a grant application!"