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"Jyoti, Jyoti, Jyoti… Power is a dangerous thing. Leave it to me."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'You are here.'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Babies

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Oh shut up."

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

"Very well put, Harper."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

17 Days Without a Reorganization

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."