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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'You are here.'

You are here.

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'Does grandma still outrank you?'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"Very well put, Harper."

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"