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'You are here.'

Your position on the career map.

"Great idea Norman,remember when did I have it?"

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

"I told him not to get side-tracked in Accounting, but would he listen?"

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

"No, Wilson. This room is meant to make you feel that I'm important, not that you're important."

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

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"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

High School Schedule

Gone Fishing

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

You are here.

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."