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Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"The boss can see you now."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Gates of heaven

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."