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"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"The boss can see you now."

"I think you might need to start again."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Greed.

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)