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"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Gerald Ratner's return

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'You are here.'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

You are here.

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Websiteless -- please help.