Hierarchy Wizard Pillows

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Gerald Ratner's return

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'You are here.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

You are here.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."