Hierarchical Structures T-Shirts

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Uh-Oh..."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"The boss can see you now."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'