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"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Bookworm Sleepover

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I'm after the history section."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."