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Methuselah attends a job interview.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Hipsters"

Those Were The Days

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."