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Autobiographies.

Autobiographies.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Iris Murdoch

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Always a bigger fish.

Isabel Allende

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'