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Autobiographies.

Autobiographies.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'How fast can you hype?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Are we there yet?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Iris Murdoch

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Always a bigger fish.

Isabel Allende

Günter Grass

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."