Hgv Drivers Gifts

Transport Cafe

Team Leader

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Oil shock.

'The penguin is upset...'

Boozing and Cruising

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."