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'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"You're on a what?!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Dog Calenders.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Newborn making the V-sign

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Replica Football Merchandise

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

Leap Heir

'But they get attached to me!'

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

"Always be prepared."

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'