Heritage Breed Collector Gifts

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"You're on a what?!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Newborn making the V-sign

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Replica Football Merchandise

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'But they get attached to me!'

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

Leap Heir

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

"Always be prepared."

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...