Herbalist Gifts

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

Herbal/Verbal Remedies: "Snap out of it."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Natural Medicines

"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.

Medicinal plants

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

'Your individual results may vary.'

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'Hmmm, the future doesn't look too good: I see you ending up in Chinese medicine...'

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

'Professor, why did you choose to become a leading authority on medicinally important plants?' 'I'm a hypochondriac!'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Alternative medicine

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

"This is all before my thyme of course..."

'I'll leave out the wing of bat . . . gives me the S**ts!'

"It's toxic but it's all natural toxic."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Thyme's a great healer!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

"Have you spoken to an herbalist?"

'Hi! I'm herb.'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'