Herbologist Gifts

Monster flowers.

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Today's lecture is on Herbology... so without furthe ado, let me introduce Herb!'

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Painting taking root...

Too much cilantro

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mad about Roses!

"Get out of my face!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

The Velvet Mesquite