Hen Night Gifts

Last night of freedom.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Imagination Navigation.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'Och lye the news'

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Playing cards.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Sunrise and Sunset

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."