Hen Do Gifts

"Help! Bachelorette party stuck on a lush tropical island with sufficient food."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Last night of freedom.

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Hen Night

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Wash and Quo"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'