Stag Do Gifts

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

'Oh, so when you said you were an exotic dancer you meant, well,,, exotic,'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

Tosca on the balcony

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Dutch Courage

Looking Daggers

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

Sniffogram: 'Aww, YOU Guys!!'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Ten pin bowling.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

Stoop Fan