Silver Stag Fan Gifts

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Easter bunny Island.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'I hate when they do this.'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

God raises the steaks.

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

'I smell something burning.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

"Here's his medical directive."

"Do you prefer your mattress firm or soft - not that it matters."

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'