Santa Sleigh Fan Gifts

'I hate when they do this.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit